Come on now, Adam Payne. What are you doing? We’re chuggin’ right along through this here DigCalendar, and then you stroll up all nonchalant and combine a rootsy-acoustic sound with soul-tinged R&B lyricism. F*cks our whole “genre” thing up. Torpedoed by your damn talent-torpedoes with awesome-warheads. Why you gotta be like that? You know, considering how much of an Adam Payne-in-our-neck it was to write this, we’re not even sure we want to go to your show at Precinct tonight. Heh. Little pun there if you didn’t notice. Ahem. See you there.